=09=09=09Sziasztok!

=09Baranyai Laci vagyok a KEE-rol, es ketto kerdesem lenne, amelyre
remelem tudtok valaszoni:
1., A megszavazott (marmint ugy tudom) 29.000.- Ft osztondij a nappalis
    doktoranduszok reszere mikor erkezik meg eloszor? Nalunk ugyanis
    majdan csak kb. felev kozepetol igerik.
2., Kerhet-e tandijmentesseget olyan nappalis doktorandusz hallgato,
    akinek egy vallalat fizeti minden koltseget, es ha igen, milyen
    feltetelek mellett?
A valaszaitokat elore is koszonom, jo munkat mindenkinek!

Udv,
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Laszlo Baranyai PhD student                 Baranyai L=E1szl=F3 doktorandus=
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University of Horticulture and             Kert=E9szeti =E9s =C9lelmiszerip=
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Food Industry                                                    Egyetem
Department of Physics and Control              Fizika-Automatika Tansz=E9k

       H1118 Budapest, Soml=F3i u. 14-16. T.: +36-185-0666 / 462
                   E-mail: 
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Why God never received a PhD ?!

    1.He had only one major publication.
    2.It was in Hebrew and Greek.
    3.It had no references.
    4.It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
    5.Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
    6.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
        then?
    7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
    8.The scientific community has never been able to reproduce his results.

    9.He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
        subjetcs.
    10.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
        subjects.
    11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
        sample.
    12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
    13.He expelled his first two students for learning.
    14.Although there were only 10 requirements, all of his students failed.

    15.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
    16.Some say he had his Son teach the class.
    
    Barati udvozlettel,
    
    Jost Norbert

Hello!

Harmadeves doktorandusz vagyok. A dekaniban azt mondtak, hogy a hallgatoi 
jogviszonyom 1997. augusztus 31-ig tart. Osztondijat viszont csak 10 
honapra kapok.

Meg tudja valaki mondani, hogy melyik az a 10 honap? 

(Augusztusban mindenki automatikusan szabadsagon van. Ha erre nem adnak 
semmit, az nem buli, ugyanis a leendo munkahelyemre nem vehetnek fel 
addig, amig egyetemi hallgato vagyok.)

Akinek van tapasztalata, kerem, ossza meg velem!

Koszi: Peter