On Wed, 17 Dec 1997, Lajos Hajdu wrote:

> Kedves Andras
> maganlevelben megirtam par tippet a szilveszteri buli hirdetesevel kapcso-
> latban, de nem reagaltal ra, sot bekuldted levelkent valamifele HTM-ekes
> valtozatban amibol szornyszulott lett. A hirdetes mar kb egy hete fenn van
Azert latszik, hogy probalkozott. 3fele valtozatban van benne a
bulileiras. Legalabb az egyiket el tudja talan mindenki olvasni.
Nekem rogton az elsot sikerult.
Ugy tunik nem lehet me'g esz nelkul leveleket kuldozgetni. (Az esz nelkul
az m$ filozofiat igyekszik tamadni)

Ha minden igaz januarban kapok uj gepet! Majordemot szeretnetek v.
Smartlistet?

Robi

Ha az ember feltucat jogasszal dolgozik egyutt, meg jobban ertekeli az ilyesmit
:

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association "Lawyers Journal," the
following are 22 questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during
trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

1.  "Now, Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

2.  "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

3.  "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

4.  "Were you alone or by yourself?"

5.  "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

6.  "Did he kill you?"

7.  "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

8.  "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

9.  "How many times have you committed suicide?"

10.  Q:  "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
       A:  "Yes"
       Q:  "And what were you doing at that time?"

11.  Q:  "She had three children, right?"
       A:  "Yes."
       Q:  "How many were boys?"
       A:  "None."
       Q:  "Were there any girls?"

12.  Q:  "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
       A:  "Yes."
       Q:  "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

13.  Q:  "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
       A:  "I went to Europe, Sir."
       Q:  "And you took your new wife?"

14.  Q:  "How was your first marriage terminated?"
       A:  "By death."
       Q:  "And by who's death was it terminated?"

15.  Q:  "Can you describe the individual?"
       A:  "He was about medium height and had a beard."
       Q:  "Was this a male or a female?"

16.  Q:  "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?"
       A:  "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

17.  Q:  "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
       A:  "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

18.  Q:  "All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go to?"
       A:  "Oral."

19.  Q:  "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
       A:  "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
       Q:  "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
       A:  "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy."

20.  Q:  "You were not shot in the fracas?"
       A:  "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

21.  Q:  "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
       A:  "I have been since early childhood."

22.  Q:  "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?"
       A:  "No."
       Q:  "Did you check for blood pressure?"
       A:  "No."
       Q:  "Did you check for breathing?"
       A:  "No."
       Q:  "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?"
       A:  "No."
       Q:  "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
       A:  "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
       Q:  "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
       A:  "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.


Duda Erno

Kedves Tancosok es Listasok!

Az 5 Orai Tea a vizsgaidoszakban es a Karacsonyi szunetben is mukodik.
Gyertek el a szokasos idoben, azaz vasarnap estenkent 17-22 oraig a 
Taurusz Muv. Hazba (Kerepesi ut 17) es lazitsatok!

Jo zene, nagy tancterem es olcso bufe var benneteket. 

A DJ:-) Ferike, aki mindenfele zenevel szolgal: angol es becsi keringo,
tango (argentin is), slow fox, quick step, amit a boogisok sajat "celjaikra"
hasznalnak, azaz boogiznak ra, emellett sok latin zene is elhangzik: szamba,
mambo, cha-cha, rumba, jive, amit a boogisok sajat "celjaikra" hasznalnak,
azaz boogiznak ra, emellett sok boogie-woogie zene is hallhato fuszerezve
rock&roll zenekkel es termeszetesen blues-zal, amit az erzelmesebb
beallitottsagu tancosok kedvelnek.

Tehat, gyertek, var az OSSZTANC a Feeling klubban!

Ezuton szeretnek minden ismerosomnek es szamomra meg ismeretlen tancosnak,
vagy lelkes tanc- vagy listakedvelonek kivanni

BOLDOG KARACSONYI UNNEPEKET 

es ha addig nem talalkoznank

BOLDOG UJEVET is!!!!!!!!!!    <:-)x  {(-:>  (Ferko es en)

ANYUS
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